Wednesday, March 23, 2011

impian aku

aku ada interview in like very very very few weeks... and kalau aku screw interview ni, semua orang like SEMUA classmate akan suffer sekali. so, it is not like about my own selfish future...

jadi aku stress rite now.... so bear dengan imaginasi aku seterusnya... seriusly, kalau korang bukan di kalangan orang2 cool, sila blah dari baca ni....


here it goes...

on the 13th....

jahat= orang yg meng interview
aku= akulah wei!

jahat: okay, what do u think about the future of our civil litigation?
aku: mak saya kata, jgn cakap dengan orang tak dikenali la! syuh! (muka annoying sambil jeling then senyap until dia give up)

jahat: if u had a client blah..blah...blah...blah.... what advice u would give?
aku: duh... itu pon nak tanya ke? go and get ur answer sndiri lah...law library dekat kontena tu. sy tak suka la nak cakap dengan orang malas nk carik jawapan sndiri. heeee... (bgn sambil jeling)

jahat: how is ur lecturer?
aku: oh really? u really want to know? fine. they are from hell... ever heard of enam jahanam? yeah... they are all from there. making us suffer is their passion. (emosi gila)

jahat: gimme one reason y u guys deserve tetttttttt....
aku: duh, we gone thru hell... aren't u pitty of us? we do clp questions on every tutorial.. our final Q are even worst than CLP standard.... are those not enough? u want us to suffer more? damn u bitch! (blah je macam tu...)

jahat: what do u think of KPI system?
aku: ......................... (stare dia sepanjang masa dan lepas 5 minit, pengsan...) * worst case aku xdpt jawab, sumpah aku pura2 pengsan....


hahahahaha... damn i am good at imagining things... hahahahaha....


however, lets get back to reality and hit the books sucka! i cant screw up. if not, i let whole ppl down with me... cant screw up. if not, i let whole ppl down with me... cant screw up. if not, i let whole ppl down with me... cant screw up. if not, i let whole ppl down with me... cant screw up. if not, i let whole ppl down with me... cant screw up. if not, i let whole ppl down with me...



diari bitch sy...

2 comments:

nikafiq said...
March 23, 2011 at 11:52 PM

pompuan emoooooooooooooooooo....hahaha...

Anonymous said...
March 24, 2011 at 1:16 PM

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